Jack could see that he was pissing off Jia Li to no end, and it really only made him happier. She seemed to be on some high horse about something, and though he wasn't exactly sure WHAT it was that she thought she was better over, he really wanted to knock her off of that horse and into the mud, every time that he saw her. He seemed pretty content in the fact that he was doing a good job. For Jack, this was all practice for pissing off people that he really didn't need in his life, clingy mother fuckers that just wouldn't get the fuck out of his life so that he could be alone. Well, unless they had a banging body like Kay. Or they'd let him bang their body like Kay... but that was the exception.
"It's a thin thin line between love and hate there, Suzy. And I think your face is actually red because you puff it out like a chinese fighting fish..." Jack crossed his eyes and puffed out his cheeks to mock her. "But don't think that I don't catch you sometimes blushing annnnyway!" Jack rolled his eyes when she tried to make it seem like there was no way that she was letting society dictate her actions. "Uh huh, and that's why you couldn't get the guts to hit me the other day too. No spine, Suzy, no spine. You gotta be willing to tell the world to fuuuuuck off. And regardless of what you tell yourself you're shackled so tightly by what society tells you that you don't even know how to wipe your ass without making sure it's the right way to do it..."
"I'd say that I wouldn't touch YOU with a 10 foot pole, but I guess we both know that I already disproved that one..." he winked at her, knowing that the memory of him touching her would just cause her to get more and more and more pissed off. Of course, when she said she was invited by Kay, she would see Jack's eyes start to slowly widen, right before the blonde, almost as if called, suddenly plopped into his lap with a beer. Jack, in pure Jack spirit, saw the look on Jia's face, and right in front of her wrapped an arm around Kay's neck, and then reached down the front of her top to obviously grope her breast right there in front of her.
"You look like you saw a ghost there, Suzy..." Jack said with a smirk. "So you two crazy kids are BFFs huh? You know, the old birthday is coming up, and nothing really says birthday gift like a hot threesome!" A slow twisted smile spread on Jack's face, but started to fade once he watched Jia grab the beer from Kay and go for some of it. She handed it back before he could offer Kay his own, so he set his down to the side without drinking from it, instead finishing off the last of his whiskey, looking at Kay.
"Sorry, Betty, Bird's fly, horses run, Jack pisses people off. It's just the goddamned nature of the world." He said, sliding his hand away from her chest as he looked at Jia as she picked the Captain Morgan and started mixing a drink. She was a fucking light weight if he ever saw one, and it caused his normal smile to slip into a dark look as he secretly watched her before turning to Kay.
"So, friend... I've terrorized your friend because she pisses me the fuck off. Does this mean no more playing hide the man meat?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. "Either way you may want to keep a close eye on your friend before she winds up a few weeks from now with a Satyr baby from a night of drunken rampage..." he observed calmly.