This would probably be the sort of thing that would be classified under 'miscalculation'. Of course, there were other, less savory ways to refer to it too, but most of those other ways would make him look like a huge... HUGE asshole. And while he normally was trying to be a huge HUGE asshole, he actually, for once, hadn't really been intending to hurt her feelings. So when it came that she shoved away from him he blinked a little in surprise, watching her as she had a look of just pure hatred on her face. Jack opened his mouth to say something, but promptly shut it as he realize he had no idea exactly what he would say to her to make that look of hatred go away. Blinking a little he opened his mouth again, only to have the silence in the air suddenly start to get filled with perhaps the most violent lecture he'd gotten in years.
"Actually, technically my Grandfather... possibly Grandfather in-law, depending on who you ask, was the most hateful womanizer around." Jack replied, seeing a look of anger flare as he dared to open his mouth to correct her. Okay, so he probably shouldn't have actually interrupted her little rant to say that, but really, it was true. His father, for all he knew, was actually just a pretty impotent little geek who only got anywhere with the hottest goddess on the planet because he'd thrown a royal temper tantrum about it and refused to give the gods nifty shit. Jack couldn't even imagine what that wedding night had to be like, knowing you'd essentially bought yourself a bride.
Then again, Aphrodite had been kind of a slut all the time anyway, so maybe it really was just like going to the red light district for the gods. Jack blinked a little and realized that he was starting to space on part of Jia's lecture, and he probably at least needed to look somewhat interested in what she had to say. She probably expected that he would put his hand to his head and say something like 'oh no, woe is me, what have I done to derserve thy wrath, oh fair maiden!', but that shit was definitely not going to be happening today. Idly, he looked up at the squirrel who had come back out and was chittering at him almost as if it was as angry as Jia Li was. Fucking squirrel, this was probably all his goddamned fault.
And then she stopped, and he couldn't help but chuckle a little, and then just outright laugh at her as she stared at him incredulously. "Wait, wait wait... so you're not going to let me... not apologize to you. Oh jesus, Suzy..." he said, getting back to her slang nick name. "I'll give it to you, for a minute there, yeah, I was starting to feel a little bit bad for giving you probably the first actual thrill you've ever known in your lifetime. I'm guessing that no other guy has had the gonads to avoid the bear traps you stuff in your panties to try to touch you down there, ever... So I'd say you should probably relish the feeling because it's the one and only time you're going to feel it ever again until you go through some serious defrost, Ice Princess."
"But yeah, hey, fuck it, you got me. Here I was thinking you wanted to have a good time, and I forgot that I was talking to Suzy stick up her ass. Enjoy prude-ing it up like it's 1499 there Suzy Q. Meanwhile, it actually occurs to me that there are plenty of babes out there hotter looking than you, who might actually know how to do something in the sack other than whine about the fact that they have a headache. Good luck finding a guy who puts up with your psychotic high maintenance bullshit. Oh, and on that apology, please... please... PLEASE hold your breathe on it. I'm sure it'll come to you before you asphyxiate."