Jack just slowly nodded as she mentioned that she was somewhat new to the whole cooking thing. He'd not actually eaten the cookies that she'd given him yet, and now he was very glad for it, and enver would. As he catalogued that little mental note to destroy anything that she ever cooked and gave to him, he paused and then flopped back down on the bed, not particularly feeling a need to worry about getting up and doing normal things. After all, he didn't really care about normal things most days, why should he on this glorious day after he banged that totally fucking hot chick?
"Meat sounds good... you seemed to like it quite a bit last night..." he said with a little bit of a snicker. "Order me something with fucking bacon.." he said, grumbling a little as he tried to stretch again and felt the pain of having moved at all. Mother fuck that was going to be a royal bitch. He looked over the curves of her naked form, and blinked as she mentioned she had only been with one other guy and it wasn't anything like what she had experienced last night. Blinking again, he could start to hear the announcer's voice in his head:
Jack's coming out on the final stretch, and we have high hopes... if he can just keep up, he can make the unthinkable happen... he looks to be doing it folks... my god, he's actually speeding up, he's going faster, faster... OH MY GOD he's FUCKING done it! He's fucking done it! Jack Daniel's has secured the gold, snatching it away from that previous asshat... and SHATTERED THE WORLD RECORD WHILE HE DID IT... THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THIS IS A MOMENT TO REMEMBER...
"Guidelines, right..." Jack said, snapping out of his reverie. "So what are the guidelines then..." As she went over them he nodded slightly, blinking a little bit as he tried to sort it out in his head. "So I mean... we banged and that's sort of like, what... it? We don't have to bang ever again unless both of us want to? No dates or anything like that? Nothing? Really?" Jack blinked for a moment. "So uh, what happens if you decide you want to date like the meathead captain of the football team or something? No hard feelings, we just go our seperate ways and stuff?"