"Yesh.. you're...better...at making the words... go..." Jack said, trying to form a coherent sentence but finding himself somewhat unable to really make more than one or two words string together before finally grumbling and letting himself trail off. Kay might fear, and somewhat rightly so, that he was testing the bounds of exactly how much booze he could take, but realistically he actually couldn't drink himself into a coma unless he was just straight drinking one bottle after the next after the next. And even then he'd need someone to hold the bottles for him by the end or else he'd just pass out before the whole thing managed to happen. Jack seemed to stare off into space for a moment in the silence as Kay started to pay for his drink out.
As she got the bottle and stuffed it into her purse he blinked a little and tried to reach for it, pressing up against her. "Hey...watz you doin with that... I need thats so... Im the life insurance of the parties." Jack blinked as he felt his body brushing against hers and reached up to touch her arms again, smiling a little. "You're... soft." he said as he leaned against her lightly. "And...warm..." he smiled as he started to lean against her shoulder, starting to set his head down before he inhaled a little and stepped back, nearly falling over but steadying himself on the bar, giving her a lopsided smile as he looked around.
"Woo... maybe... little too drunks..." Jack said. "We'll save that for later... lets' go... have fun..." He said, grabbing her by the wrist as he lead her through the crowd and out the doorway. "What were we talking bout again? Oh yeah... X-men... I'm like wonderine... except none of the allumininium claws... nnn no fucking mutton chops because Immm not a backwerds hick... y'know?" Jack said as he looked around outside. "Course there was fuckin...nough inbreeding on my dad's side... fuck...maybe I's a hick. Do you think I's a hick pretty girl?" Jack said, having forgotten her name.
Slowly though he put his arms around her as he slid up against her again, pressing his nose to hers, and then smiling. "Pretty..." Blinking though, he pulled back and paused. "Wait.. you werez going to take me someplace.... n give me more boooze... y'er not trying to get in my pants.... arre you? Because... taking... advantage... of an ingnosticated man... is... kinda hot. whyz it hot when girls is all forceful but when a guyz like that it's raep? Isn't that a double standup?" Jack paused, and blinked.
"So? Where...we...goin? I wants to meet your coach."