Jack narrowed his eyes as she asked him if he wanted her to take her shirt off, blinking a little. "You cantttt take th'shirt off here... people r gonna stare at your nice... bit... big... tracks of land... n stuff..." he said, making hand motions so that she would appreciate the fact that he was talking about her boobs. Clearly he realized, on some level, that he wasn't exactly the most coherent at the moment. Still, he smiled at her, and seemed a bit more laid back than he had been previously with her.
"How much?" Jack pointed to the bottle. "Tha used to be full all the way to the top... but now is all the way down there..." he said, holding it up as he looked at what little was left in there. "S'like a little... teensy...lake nstead of the fast ocean of... alcove alpine... alcohulz that it should be." Jack said as he lightly set it down, taking way too much time than he should have to make certain that he didn't set down the drink without breaking it. After all, there was precious alcohol in there, and breaking it would mean that he wouldn't have enough left.
When she mentioned Betty he blinked a little and then nodded. "Yeaz, because... because.... I met that other chick... likes youz named Veronica... n she had the dark hair. When I was usin the dark side of the moon...er... farce... yeah... but I wasn't using the light side of theforce with you...just... flyinz. Flyinz squirrels... that's funny." He paused a little and smiled at her. "If y're a jedi then yourrr not supposed to give into your emotionz n bone each other... otherwize... you gets...the bad actinz like in Episode II...."
Jack paused, reflecting on that. When Kay pulled him back a little he nearly fell over, and grabbed her leg to keep his balance, blinking a little at it. "Of course you're prettier, you're the best lookin girl here... thaz why they're all staring at you...they can ...nnnnt... understanble why you're here with a luuuzer like me." Jack said, and then paused, sliding his hand against her leg. "Wows... that's... smooth..." Jack began to slip his hand up her thigh obscenely high, at which point some of the people watching the pair began to whisper.
Blinking, Jack slowly started to retract his hand, pausing a little. "Whaz were we talkin bout again?"