Well this is funny. Not funny Ha--Ha--Ha but funny, the other kind of funny. If this is some sort of joke - well jokes on me. And congratulations, because this is one very detailed joke. Whoever set this up has got lots and lots of time on their hands.
Look I read skimmed really the whole letter that came with this thing. That’s great. But I gotta get back to my wife - or else there’s going to be - look it ain’t going to be pretty is what I’m saying.