[OOC:Because Duncan incurred the ire of one Goddess of Love, he is now pining for Claudia - or rather, Wenda, from Where's Waldo fame. He can't keep his heart's burstings in any longer!]
For my love, Wenda.
I feel all warm like popcorn butter and angry sometimes, When I think of you each night and day, And when I see you, I see exploding fireworks, I love you more than words can say...
You're so great! This love is awesome! I can't resist your stripes, it's true! Your wire glasses and explosions fade into shadows... I am absolutely crazy for you!
Your soul is hot; your heart is pumping lots of blood, And my heart is truly in your hands. I could skip and be sarcastic 'til life was done, But YOU are the focus of my plans.
This intense happiness is great my love, And for you, Wenda, I thank Heaven above.