[There is a LOT of background noise, shots being fired and stuff hitting off of walls and things, and John has to shout to be heard over the sound of everything]
WHAT THE FRELL ARE THESE GUYS? ZOMBIE PUNKS? [A particularly loud explosion can be heard, one that's relatively close to John] oh frell me what the fuck was that?
[John is now running] HEY SO DO THESE GUYS GOT ANY WEAKNESSES? HEAD SHOTS WORK BUT WHAT ELS- oooh GROSS I stood on... in, I stood in someone oh dren that is disgusting...