Okay, so I think I've gotten the hang of this place, aside from getting weird texts from people I don't even know - and no, I don't own a machine, nor am I even taking Leg-a-whatever lessons or want them.
What I do want is someone to take me into the city, I've got only one dress, the one I arrived in, and a $100 to remedy it. I also need a job, cuz I know $100 hardly puts a pretty pair of shoes on my feet. Takers?