"Yep! And - apparently they do this big saving-earth-thing in New York later, along with someone I know you'll have heard of - Iron Man? Though, I guess I don't know if you would've heard of him. People are from different dimensions and stuff, so... maybe they don't where you're from." Darcy made a face, hating the confusion that those sorts of details brought about. "And really, I got the coffee and stuff, so - isn't that a big part of what an inter really does anyhow? Low man on the totem stuff."
"Genetically altered with Spider traits and a ten-foot lizard-human hybrid?" Darcy paused and stared at her roomie. "Can't science create something - cute? Fluffiest dog ever, or cutest kitten. Instead we have bridges to Norse gods visiting Earth and lizard-human hybrids who are - tall, for some reason. You would think a lizard-human would be shorter than a human since last I checked, Godzilla wasn't real." Was he?