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Tweak says, "It's all right, Janet!"

Dσƈƚσɾ Dαɾƈყ Lҽɯιʂ (darcylewis) wrote in makebelievecomm,
@ 2013-05-06 09:36:00

Entry tags:

bruce banner, darcy lewis, gwen stacy, tony stark

[Identical Texts sent to Bruce Banner & Tony Stark]
>> Okay, FYI, so I just ran into Loki in an alleyway.
>> Yes, I'm still alive, intact, and no wounds. No, no mind control. At least I don't think so.
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[Sent a little later]
[Text sent to Gwen Stacy]
>> So, Loki is here somewhere in the city. Not who I was expecting to show up first between him and Thor.
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	return text; thatwasmean 2013-05-06 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	>> WHAT (Reply to this) (Thread)

	return texts; darcylewis 2013-05-06 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	>> Loki is walking around in the city. >> Calm. Zen. Happy thoughts. Kitties and puppies. >> He didn't blow anything up either. I think he's still at that stage of evil plans and rubbing his hands together menacingly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; thatwasmean 2013-05-06 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	>> Did you tell him we were here? >> Are you sure you're okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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darcylewis
2013-05-06 11:45 pm UTC (link)

>> We got coffee and I told him that he shouldn't go on a power hungry killing trip because there were more people than just he and I who had been brought here. He's here with no army, no staff, no big shiny source of power except his own alien powers. And there's a castle full of kick-butt heroes.
>> I didn't mention the castle specifically.
>> And alien powers is still bad, of course, but hopefully this postpones problems and gives time to plan in case?
>> He has a randomly provided cellphone, just like we do. He can read stuff, Bruce, and tell who is here. You could send him a text message. No idea if he'd figure out how to read it, but you could.
>> I'm okay. Kind of shocked. Kind of really shocked.

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	return texts; thatwasmean 2013-05-07 12:04 am UTC (link)
	>> You got coffee. With Loki. >> This is surreal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; darcylewis 2013-05-07 12:14 am UTC (link)
	>> Bagels too. >> That's pretty much a summary of my current thoughts. >> Should I come chat and tell you all the details in person or should I start a list? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; thatwasmean 2013-05-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
	>> Come here. I need to make sure he didn't put something on you or did something you're not aware of. >> That's what he does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; darcylewis 2013-05-07 01:53 am UTC (link)
	>> Hey, no superpowers here, so I kind of had to go with the flow and wait until I could text or call you guys. >> Yeah, calling into work to tell them I'm puking and someone else has to take my shift, then coming! >> If you're at the university being all scholarly, you're going to have to tell me what building to go to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; thatwasmean 2013-05-07 01:56 am UTC (link)
	>> No you did the right thing, considering you're alive, that's the right thing. >> ~~Panicking not panicking~~ It's in the science wing, which doesn't help. Ask the front desk. I think I've set up a low level radiation sensor. >> If he did anything to you it should pick up on it. ~~Maybe~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; darcylewis 2013-05-07 02:01 am UTC (link)
	>> I do like being alive. And it could've been much worse. >> I'll ask at the front desk and be there soonish. >> If the scanner doesn't work, I can always crash on your and Tony's couch and torture you two with whining, sarcasm, and cartoons until you're sure I'm not controlled or something weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; thatwasmean 2013-05-07 02:20 am UTC (link)
	>> It's not usually that hard to tell. But that's only one of his tricks, I don't know how many more he has. >> This is not good. Who knows what he's doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; darcylewis 2013-05-07 02:56 am UTC (link)
	>> Well, I'd like to avoid anyone needing to feel paranoid because I'm around. >> No one but him knows what he's doing. Unless you'd like me to text him and ask, and even then I don't think he'll answer me so much as laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; thatwasmean 2013-05-07 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	>> Or not. He has a score to settle with me, but I don't think it'd end well for him either way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; darcylewis 2013-05-07 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	>> Yeah, I know about that. >> Considering that there's you, Tony, Natasha, Clint, Jedi(s), vampire slayers, witches/wizards, and whatever else I don't know about, I think he's outgunned as heck. He's only been here 24 hours. No army behind him. >> At the desk, asking directions now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; thatwasmean 2013-05-07 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	>> And as far as we can tell, he doesn't have an army at his back this time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; darcylewis 2013-05-07 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	>> He has one of the mysterious host provided cellphones that are given at arrival. So it's not like he could plan an invasion of here unless he's in league with whatever/whoever is bringing us here and that would be a stupid move on his part. >> And yes, I even held the cellphone, so I know it's the same model and everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; thatwasmean 2013-05-07 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	>> My first guess when I got here was he did it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; darcylewis 2013-05-07 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	>> Actually, Tony and I were talking about how you needed to show up. Then you showed up. Oops? >> Can we do pizza for lunch if I'm not being mind controlled or whatever? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; thatwasmean 2013-05-07 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	>> He told me that. Which was a nice thought. Not necessarily the best thought considering the Other Guy. >> Sure. >> I don't remember when I ate last. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	return texts; darcylewis 2013-05-07 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> Everyone has their quirks. Maybe Jekyll would've had a better time of squashing Hyde if he had friends to help. Though the green/purple pairing thing is something hard to forgive. You need a little wardrobe help there. >> I think I'm in the right area of the building. Or hopelessly lost. We'll find out in a minute! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Return Text manof_iron 2013-05-07 01:21 am UTC (link)
	>>I'm sorry, I think I had something crazy in my ear. Did you say LOKI? As in GOLDEN HORNED GUY I OWE A PUNCH IN THE FACE TO? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Texts darcylewis 2013-05-07 01:25 am UTC (link)
	>> You might have something crazy in your ear, but I'm typing so your eyeballs are what you should be concerned about. >> Green-loving, tall, dark, looming, adopted-brother-of-Thor Loki. >> He wasn't wearing the horns. He was wearing normal clothing with a green tie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts manof_iron 2013-05-07 01:42 am UTC (link)
	>>Crazy in my eye then. You know what I mean! >>Oh yeah, that's the guy. >>Yeah...I've seen him in a suit. He can change clothes...why do I care about Loki's clothing choices right now? Where's he at now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts darcylewis 2013-05-07 01:48 am UTC (link)
	>> I do, but I'm coping with shock by way of sarcasm. >> We parted ways after bagels and coffee. So he could be anywhere. >> I think he's going to wait for the evil schemes, on the plus. So there's a delay to plan. Or panic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts manof_iron 2013-05-07 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	>>Something I can get. >>Not a pleasant idea, honestly. >>I think a little of column A and a little of column B would be appropriate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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darcylewis
2013-05-07 11:51 pm UTC (link)

>> The conversation wasn't the worst thing ever. Which is where I'm confused as hell. Though he called me a foul temptress at one point and asked how my teeth were still my own. So.
>> A and B sounds good. They go right in order.
>> Bruce is going to check for low levels of radiation or something to make sure my brain isn't controlled or something else I don't know about, then I'm dragging him out for pizza if I get the all clear, then I'm going back to the castle to watch cartoons or reality TV. Want me to bring you back a slice or some breadsticks?

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manof_iron
2013-05-09 02:18 am UTC (link)

>>Foul temptress? This I've got to hear. What, were you flirting with him? Please tell me you weren't flirting.
>>Definitely going with both.
>>Not the worst idea, honestly. Checking for the radiation now that we know what to look for. Along with the unnatural blue eyes, although shades cover that up. Still, I HOPE whatever brings us here had the sense to bring him without the Magical Glowstick of Destiny.
>>And yeah, I'm hungry from all the panicking.

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darcylewis
2013-05-09 02:39 am UTC (link)

>> I wasn't! I'm taking a bite of every one of your breadsticks for that.
>> I'm only wearing shades due to the hangover from last night's drinking. I'll take them off so Bruce can see the eyes and you can double-check later too.
>> He didn't have the Magical Glowstick of Destiny when I saw him. That doesn't seem like something he would sit down. His eyes were green, too.
>> And no, I wasn't staring at his eyes.
>> Fine. I'll bring you pizza and bitten breadsticks.

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	Return Texts manof_iron 2013-05-09 03:09 am UTC (link)
	>>Noo! My breadsticks! >>I'll take it. I figure that you're fine. >>Wait, his eyes were green? They were kind of blue when I met him. >>You better not have. >>Yay for pizza! Boo on bitten breadsticks! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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darcylewis
2013-05-09 03:33 am UTC (link)

>> You asked if I was flirting with Loki! Yes, he has the bad boy thing going on, but he's Loki. He's not exactly balanced. I'd like to be able to have all of my friends in the same room as whoever I'm dating.
>> He did agree not to mojo my brain. I'm still not sure why he let me go without any damage or brain mojo.
>> I asked him why he did the whole green clad thing and he said because it matched his eyes. So I looked. They were very green.
>> You brought it on yourself.

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	Re: Return Texts manof_iron 2013-05-10 01:55 am UTC (link)
	>>Yeah, probably a good idea there. No flirting with the Loki. >>Honestly, not that sure why myself. Did he turn you into a magical bomb or something? >>That is weird. When I met him, I'm POSITIVE they were blue. Not like, Tesseract blue, but definitely blue. >>Yeah, probably. I usually do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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darcylewis
2013-05-10 02:02 am UTC (link)

>> Bruce scanned me. No traces. So if I'm a magical bomb or something, you're going to end up surprised later.
>> I don't know. Maybe his head was far enough out of his ass that the horns weren't causing him problems thinking. Or maybe it's just the fact that I don't have a taser that could do damage to him.
>> Could I get an Asgardian strength taser? That would be awesome.
>> I'll bring you an extra cup of dipping sauce for your bitten breadsticks, since you're awesome anyhow.

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	Return Texts (sent after Bruce has scanned her) manof_iron 2013-05-10 02:06 am UTC (link)
	>>OK, good to hear. Well, not so much about surprises. Surprises here usually suck, unless they come in gift form. >>Maybe. Maybe that stick thing was doing stuff to him, too. Thor said something about 'who controls the would be king' and all that Shakespearean stuff like how he talks. >>Totally making all of us those now that you mention it. >>Awesome. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Return Texts sciencenerd 2013-05-07 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm sorry, what? >> Please tell me this is some sort of prank you and Duncan are pulling. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Texts darcylewis 2013-05-07 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	>> Nope. I haven't even told Duncan or Glenn yet. >> I just had coffee and bagels with Loki. >> I called into work and told them I was throwing up. Bruce is going to scan me for low levels of radiation or something to make sure I'm not mind controlled or something else unknown. Then we're going for pizza if I get the all clear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts sciencenerd 2013-05-09 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	>> This is >> You have got to be >> Why would you get coffee and bagels with a known lunatic?! sent after she finally calmed down and stopped accidentally pressing send rather than back-space >> Don't poke the monster, Darcy. >> I'm coming over to see you. Where is Bruce scanning you? I want to make sure you're alright. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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darcylewis
2013-05-09 09:12 pm UTC (link)

>> I turned into an alleyway and he was standing there. What was I going to do? Turn and run screaming, or say no when he asked about bagels and coffee?
>> But I had my super long pointy stick ready.
>> He's scanning me in the science building at the university. I can't even tell you where that is exactly, I'm just following directions. Don't leave work. I'll text you if I have a poisonous bug in my ear or something. Otherwise, I'll be right smack dab on our couch when you get off work, watching TV.
>> Truth told, not the worst exchange I've ever had. Which is the super weird part.

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