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Claudia Donovan (clauds) wrote in makebelievecomm,
@ 2012-12-09 08:11:00

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claudia donovan, steve jinks

>> Steven Jinks.

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	Return Text humanpolygraph 2012-12-09 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	›› Claudia Donovan (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Text clauds 2012-12-10 10:38 am UTC (link)
	>> Goop. Doorknob. You? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text humanpolygraph 2012-12-10 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	›› I don't own goop. ›› I am a perfect picture of innocence as I am innocent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text clauds 2012-12-10 01:07 pm UTC (link)
	>> What is this? Hand lotion? >> Are your hands soft? >> Where is your innocent self? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text humanpolygraph 2012-12-10 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	›› What's what? ›› My hands are manly ›› ...suddenly wondering if I should barricade my door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text clauds 2012-12-10 01:17 pm UTC (link)
	>> This goop! >> I'm comparing the smell to your hands. The nose will catch you red handed. >> Would you like a 15-second head start in running? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text humanpolygraph 2012-12-10 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	›› There is many goopy stuff in the world. ›› I think you need a warrant for that ›› Would a 15 second head start even help me escape a Mistress of Destruction? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text clauds 2012-12-10 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	>> You know which goop I'm talking about! >> I'm going to put this goop on your nose. >> 20 secs is the max you're getting. Take it or wonder how long until I figure out how to get the door off the hinges. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text humanpolygraph 2012-12-10 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	›› ...I wonder if this land has witness protection... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text clauds 2012-12-10 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	>> You think I can't hack files to figure out where people in witness protection were sent? >> I made Todd's cover, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text humanpolygraph 2012-12-10 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	›› .....well then I guess I need to fake my own death and become a straight man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts clauds 2012-12-10 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	>> I could follow tea sales in the city. >> I could follow chocolate chip cookie sales in the city. >> I could follow oatmeal scotchie sales in the city. >> I could follow the sales of the ingredients. >> I would find you, Steve. >> And I would put goop on your doorknob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-10 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	›› I feel like I'm doomed. ›› Vaseline is not goop [A minute later] ›› That...went through didn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts clauds 2012-12-10 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	>> Warehouse 13 didn't find me, I found Warehouse 13. You are doomed. [After the third text] >> Yes, it did. BUSTED. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-10 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	›› Mr. Doomed. That's what I'm changing my name to. ›› Well crap. Time to attempt to flee the destructive forces of Senior Field Agent Claudia Donovan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts clauds 2012-12-10 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	>> Mr. D for short? [Sent mid-typing, on accident, when she drops her phone to get up and make a grab for Steve running by] >> And t [Sent after she has gotten her phone again and is now chasing] >> You aren't going to get away! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-10 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	[Sent while running down the hall] ›› Missed me missed me! ›› Will too get away! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts clauds 2012-12-10 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	[Also sent while running down the hall] >> I'm not kissing you. >> You may be a man, but you're not made of ginger! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-10 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	›› Good you aren't my type. You have woman bits ›› I'm made of awesome! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts clauds 2012-12-11 04:40 am UTC (link)
	>> Don't state the obvious, Jinksie! The castle swapped people's gender at one point. I don't want it to do that again. >> Which means someone made of equally awesome can catch you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-11 12:20 pm UTC (link)
	›› Too bad I'm more awesomer than you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts clauds 2012-12-12 11:15 am UTC (link)
	>> Does Santa know you're lying right before Christmas? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-12 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	›› I never lie. ›› Keep up Donovan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts clauds 2012-12-12 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> LIAR >> I'll just follow the smoke trail from your on-fire pants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-12 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	›› They're fire resistant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts clauds 2012-12-12 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	>> Let me help you test that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-12 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	›› When pigs fly (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts clauds 2012-12-12 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	>> Stop running and I'll show you a youtube video of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-12 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	›› If I stop running you're hurt me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts clauds 2012-12-12 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	>> You don't know what I'll do if you stop running. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-12 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	›› I'd rather not find out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts clauds 2012-12-12 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	>> You have to find out sometime. >> Or never come back or drink tea or eat cookies ever again. >> Face the music, Steve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-12 12:58 pm UTC (link)
	›› Ummmmmm nope. ›› There's more tea in the world than just in my room. ›› I'll hide behind HG if I must ›› Nevah! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts clauds 2012-12-12 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> YUP. >> I'd track tea sales and find you, remember? >> Do you think she'll hide you for putting goop on my doorknob? >> NAO. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts humanpolygraph 2012-12-12 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	›› Nuuuuuuuu ›› I'll grow my own tea then. HA ›› You never know ›› Make m [Cue Steve tripping over something trippable] (Reply to this) (Parent)