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James "Prongs" Potter (_cervus_) wrote in makebelievecomm,
@ 2012-08-22 13:07:00

Entry tags:

anakin skywalker, james potter, lily evans

[Anakin]
Do you miss me, you glittering bundle of joy?

[Lily]
Excuse me. You haven't seen my girlfriend about have you? Small, ginger, slightly violent?

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	A Jedi is forbidden from forming attachments. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-22 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	... Aren't you married? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. You've met her, I trust you are competent enough to understand why she is the exception to the rule. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-22 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	Shes lovely. Still, after you've broken that rule once you might as well carry on breaking it. I'm also under the impression that what you say and what you do are different things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	That would have deadly consequences, I'm afraid. I'm under the impression you're feeling a pang of jealousy. Jedi are also notorious for eschewing feelings ~~of any kind~~ of guilt when it's convenient for them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-22 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	You've got me. Im sick with jealousy. I may never recover. Still, I know that whenever you admire your sparkling arm you will remember the wonderful week we spent together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	There are a few Jedi techniques that could assist you in getting over your 'sickness'. I'm afraid that when I look at my arm I'll be marveling at the brilliant piece of machinery I designed and crafted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-22 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	And the wonderful week we spent together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	You keep using that word... I fear you do not fully understand what it means. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-22 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	It's like AMAZSUPERBRILLIAWESOME-GREAT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	It appears your condition is worsening. A tragic turn of events. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-22 01:07 pm UTC (link)
	Would you like to come hover concernedly by my sickbed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Based on the available evidence, your condition seems terminal. It would be cruel to fill your last glimpses of this mortal existence with my glaring visage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-22 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	You could wear a mask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	~~You have no idea of how apropos your suggestion is.~~ A mask is not felicitous for such a solemn occasion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-22 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Pffft. Solemn occasion my arse. I'm gonna wear my hat with ears. You know. When I actually have a deathbed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Hat with ears? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-22 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Hat with ears. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	It makes as little sense the second time you say it as it did the first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-22 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	It's a hat, and it has dog ears attached. Not from a real dog or anything. I think they're knitted. My friend gave it to me. For a laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-22 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure it's as unsettling as it sounds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-23 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it is. But it also has undeniable comedy value. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-23 07:05 am UTC (link)
	I think you greatly overestimate the breadth of your humor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-23 07:17 am UTC (link)
	WRONG (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-23 07:18 am UTC (link)
	Wear it for me some time and see if I laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-23 08:56 am UTC (link)
	You are not a good sounding board for amusing headgear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-23 09:55 am UTC (link)
	Humor is not often a tactical advantage when planning a charge against an enemy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anakin _cervus_ 2012-08-23 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	But we're not planning a charge against an enemy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James darkforcerising 2012-08-23 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	First educations don't slough off so quickly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alwayslily 2012-08-22 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, thank goodness! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cervus_ 2012-08-22 12:26 pm UTC (link)
	Thats what I said. Kind of. Mine was a bit more sweary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwayslily 2012-08-22 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	Im sorry I wasn't there to pretend to be horrified by your potty-mouth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cervus_ 2012-08-22 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	You should be. I'll only get worse when left on my own, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwayslily 2012-08-22 12:58 pm UTC (link)
	Then, I'll have to do my best to make sure you're not alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cervus_ 2012-08-22 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	It does seem the only viable solution... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwayslily 2012-08-22 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose I'll call in sick today. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cervus_ 2012-08-22 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	It's a hospital. Surely people turn up there sick all the time??? I think you should tell them you grew a tail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwayslily 2012-08-23 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Or antlers, perhaps? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cervus_ 2012-08-23 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	You couldn't pull off antlers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwayslily 2012-08-23 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	It does take a special kind of ego to pull of antlers. (Reply to this) (Parent)