[Text for Obi-Wan - sent around noon-ish Monday from the dark solitude of Obi-Wan's spare room] Your privilege to chose our 'relaxation' activities has been revoked.
[Text for Minnie - sent around noon-ish Monday] A few weeks ago, you mentioned the mechanical engineering department of your University was hiring. Are they still?
[Text for Luke - sent Monday evening when he's no longer grumpy] Thank you for coming to get us.