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'Don't call me Nymphadora' Tonks (tripintopink) wrote in makebelievecomm,
@ 2012-02-03 21:48:00

Entry tags:

andromeda tonks, ickle teddy lupin, john watson (bbc), nymphadora tonks, remus lupin, sirius black, teddy lupin

In which evidence is presented that Tonks needs a job - aka, she has too much time on her hands
[Text to Andromeda]
Wotcher, mum! Let's have lunch.

[Text to Remus]
Hey, we should meet up for our Serious Discussion.

[Text to Teddy Jr.]
Hey Sprog-lite. I have a question for you - What's brown and sticky?

[Text to Teddy Sr.]
Okay, okay! Wotcher, Teddy? Okay! What has a bottom at the top?

[Text to John Watson]
No mysterious 'I have your kid' announcements this time. Just wanted to know if you checked out those books. Aren't they the best?

[Text to Sirius the Prude]
Oy! So I find out you're not a psychotic murderer and then you pretend I don't exist? You need to make this up to me.

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	Return Text estrangedsister 2012-02-03 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	That's a good idea. Today? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-03 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	As it so happens I'm completely free. [A moment later] You paying? I have no money. Remember, you love me unconditionally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text estrangedsister 2012-02-03 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose so. As you phrased it so nicely. Do you know where my office is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-03 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	And I love you too! No. That I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text estrangedsister 2012-02-03 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	[Address] Meet me outside at around one? I know somewhere we can go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-04 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a plan, Stan. Or mum. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Return Text pad_foot 2012-02-03 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry. HELLO GIRL-WHO-WANTS-TO-BE-CALLED-TONKS!!! HOW ARE YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE PUB OR FOR A FLY WHENEVER YOU'RE NOT MAKING SHAGGING REMARKS TO MY BEST MATE?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-03 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	A fly? Do you still have your bike? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text pad_foot 2012-02-03 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	I have a bike. It's nearly as good as the last one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-03 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	You got this one to fly too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text pad_foot 2012-02-03 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	Course. What'd be the point, otherwise? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-04 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	A nod to the quaintness that is muggle machinery? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text pad_foot 2012-02-04 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps. Or some delayed act of rebellion against ~~our~~ my charming family. Anyway, you can have a go if you don't tell your Mum. Cos she thinks its a deathtrap and I don't want to be glared at. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-04 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Right on. Ya, that'd be brilliant. I'm free ALL the time. I need a job. I just can't think of what to do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Returm Text r_lupin 2012-02-03 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Agreed. Would you rather this weekend or at the start of the week, perhaps? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Returm Text tripintopink 2012-02-04 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm, Monday sounds all business like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Returm Text r_lupin 2012-02-04 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Monday, then. Perhaps right after lunch? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Returm Text tripintopink 2012-02-04 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Can do. Sounds like a plan, Stan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Returm Text r_lupin 2012-02-04 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	St Right. Meet outside of the dining hall after lunch, then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Return Text mrteddylupin 2012-02-03 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh uh, uh... I don't know! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-04 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	You're legs!!!!!!! HAHAHA [A moment later] What are you doing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text mrteddylupin 2012-02-05 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Hahahahahaha that's a good one!! How do you make an elephant shake? [A moment later] Supposedly working but it's a bit slow so really I'm reading. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-05 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Ummmm... I DON'T KNOW. [A moment later] What are you reading? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text mrteddylupin 2012-02-06 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Put some ice cream and some milk in a glass... and add an elephant! [A moment later] This book about how to keep flowers alive and bright indoors through charms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-06 07:35 am UTC (link)
	AHAHAHA, that's brilliant. [A moment later] Ooooo? Planning to give some flowers to a special lady? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text mrteddylupin 2012-02-07 05:31 am UTC (link)
	My favorite: what do you call a short seer who breaks out of azkaban? [A moment later] Three special ladies, at least, so yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-07 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	Uhhhhh.... ??? [A moment later] THREE? Whoa, slow down buddy, you're going to anger the masses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text mrteddylupin 2012-02-08 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	A short medium at large HA HA HA! [...] Well! Aunt Hermione, Nan, and you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Return Text colorfulteddy 2012-02-03 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Hi mum, ew what??? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-04 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	A stick of course! HAHA [A moment later] How's class? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text colorfulteddy 2012-02-05 02:28 am UTC (link)
	OH MUM THAT'S TERRIBLE HA HA HA [a moment later] We're learning about the scientific method, I'm not supposed to be using my phone right now though but I don't care! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-05 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	What are you talking about, it's brilliant! What's pink and fluffy? [A moment later] Sometimes you have to break the rules. What's the scientific method? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text colorfulteddy 2012-02-06 05:43 am UTC (link)
	I don't know! [a moment later] Ha I guess so! Uhmm it's this way of thinking logically about a problem regarding.. er.. muggle science? to solve the problem?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-06 07:33 am UTC (link)
	Pink fluff! What's blue and fluffy? [A moment later] Sounds muggle-y (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text colorfulteddy 2012-02-07 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Blue fluff???? [A moment later] It is, but it's pretty easy to understand. Oh whoops hold on I'm being told to put my phone up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-07 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	Pink fluff holding it's breath! What's green and fluffy? [A moment later] Oy! Sorry Sprog-lite, text me again when you can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text colorfulteddy 2012-02-08 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	[Sent after school] MUM! I LAUGHED SO HARD THEY TOOK MY PHONE UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY! I GOT DETENTION! HAHAHA don't tell nan!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Return Text his_boswell 2012-02-07 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Erm, I did, yeah. They were a bit... disconcerting, if I'm honest. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-07 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	Disconcerting!? Do you not like stories about brilliant detectives solving mysteries? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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his_boswell
2012-02-07 03:46 pm UTC (link)

Alright, this is a bit weird, but... well, put it this way;

You know how my name is John Watson?

I'm an army doctor who was invalided home from Afghanistan. My flatmate, both here and back in London before we ended up here, is called Sherlock Holmes, and he's a consulting detective. We lived in 221b Baker Street, and just a few months ago we solved a case out in Devon about supposed sightings of a demonic dog supposedly escaped from Baskerville military base.

Obviously some of the details are a bit different but... I'm sure you can see why those stories made me uncomfortable.

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	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-07 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa! But you said you're from my future, and those books are from way in my past! That's wicked weird. Two versions of my son are here, so as you can see this place seems to be weird like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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his_boswell
2012-02-07 09:29 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, it is a bit weird. I read the first volume of stories and there's quite a few similarities to my own life, but there's quite a few differences as well, not the least of which is the fact that I'm not from the late 19th century. Sherlock and I also discovered an animated film telling the same same story, but with... mice. I think that one was a bit harder to swallow than the books.

Two versions of your son? Is this the kid you've yet to have with the bloke you were trying to text before?

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	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-07 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Wowza! But, animated film = awesome. I want to see that. And yes, two versions of him. They're usually running around fun colored hair, say 'hi' if you see them. [A moment later] So you're like some kind of future version of Dr. John Watson - that is so cool! Can I meet you in person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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his_boswell
2012-02-07 11:17 pm UTC (link)

That's mad. Makes me feel a bit better about things, at least everyone here has to put up with a world that makes no bloody sense.

[A moment later]

Bit weird, hearing someone talk about me like I'm famous. I mean, I suppose I'm well known back home as well, but people there were mostly just interested in Sherlock.

I don't see why not, though. Fancy going for drinks?

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	Return Text tripintopink 2012-02-08 02:13 am UTC (link)
	I can't decide if it's mental or brilliant. They are pretty good kids, so I'm thinking brilliant? [A moment later] Drinks would be awesome - next week sometime? This weekend has filled up fast. When are you free? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text his_boswell 2012-02-08 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know what you mean. I can't really wrap my head around any of it, but things were a bit... not good at home, so I'm sort of glad I'm here anyway. [A moment later] Next week would be fine. I'm free all the time really, unless I manage to get a job I'm trying for. Sherlock ~~will~~ may complain, but Sherlock will just have to live with it. (Reply to this) (Parent)