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Tweak says, "I'll be here when you get back"

Kurt Hummel-Anderson ... Happily married! (kurt_style) wrote in makebelievecomm,
@ 2012-01-10 22:36:00

Entry tags:

ariadne, blaine anderson, elphaba thropp, kurt hummel, lance sweets, regulus black

Mass Text (Meant for Blaine) - Stupid Autocorrect
It seems that my panty throwing skills are getting some notice. I have been invited to join the PORN committee. I was considering it at McKinley after winning porn queen last year. I really need to make sure that we have the best porn ever. Porn should be something that everyone remembers for years to come.

What do you think we should name the porn? Oh and video - WE NEED VIDEO! It wouldn't be the same without porn on video.

I hope we get more to join. Planning porn should be as much fun as doing it.

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	Return Text sweet_lancelot 2012-01-11 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Umm.. Kurt? Did you mean to send this to me? Also, I think you should probably try proof-reading more. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text kurt_style 2012-01-11 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	What? No. OMGOMGOMG! What did thins thing do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text sweet_lancelot 2012-01-12 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Looks like it's changing some works on you. I assume you meant 'prom'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text kurt_style 2012-01-12 12:45 am UTC (link)
	YES! </s>PORN</s> </s>PORN</s> PORN! I can't do it. The word changes to that every time. I swear I am no texting anyone EVER. Except Blaine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vaguelyeurasian 2012-01-11 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Okay... honey? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-11 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Can I just die now? I don't even watch THAT! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaguelyeurasian 2012-01-11 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	But if you die now we'll never get to make that video! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-12 12:48 am UTC (link)
	You ACTUALLY want to make a video. Relations shouldn't be on video unless you want to be a youtube sensation. We would go viral and end up doing mall theater. I don't even want to think about what they will say at school. My committee should be very popular. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaguelyeurasian 2012-01-12 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha oh my gosh. No worries sweetie I don't actually want to make a video. But I'm glad you think highly enough of our physical exploits to be so certain they'd go viral ;-) I suppose a kind, sensitive boyfriend would let this go and never mention it again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-12 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	Just thinking about that. Pamela and Tommy part two, but without the huge chest, and a few other differences. I think I'll pass on that. You will mention it again, just to see me turn flaming red. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaguelyeurasian 2012-01-12 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	We're hotter than Pamela and Tommy. It is really cute when you blush. And it would be a shame to brush under the carpet such a prestigious title as Porn Queen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-13 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	furious blush Do you really think so? On both things? With you, </s>I like it</s>, </s>it makes me want you NOW</s> it makes me blush more. </s>I can guess what we are doing tonight</s>. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaguelyeurasian 2012-01-13 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Yes I really think so on both things. Wow, really? Like, right now? So... why wait until tonight then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-16 05:22 am UTC (link)
	OMGOMGOMG! I can't believe you are saying - OMG You and I are - YES! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vaguelyeurasian 2012-01-16 06:29 am UTC (link)
	;-) Meet me in our room in ten minutes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-16 06:55 am UTC (link)
	OKAY! YES! OKAY YES! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Return Text royalvenant 2012-01-11 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Whoa! Hey, keep your prom texts to yourself, buddy. I don't want to hear about any of that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text kurt_style 2012-01-11 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	I am soooooooo embarrassed. I wish it said porn. This thing doesn't work right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text royalvenant 2012-01-12 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Mate! You typed </s>'Prom'</s> </s>'Prom'</s> </s>'Prom'</s> UGH P-O-R-N. You typed that again. Time to set the phone down, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Text kurt_style 2012-01-12 12:50 am UTC (link)
	That's it exactly. I was typing so fast I didn't even notice. Now I'm the porn queen. UGH UGH UGH! I need the phone fixed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dreamtoofar 2012-01-11 07:23 am UTC (link)
	Fascinating insight. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-11 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	OMG everyone is reading this. What do I do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamtoofar 2012-01-11 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Grin and bear it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-12 12:52 am UTC (link)
	How do you bear that? I don't want to go back to school, even if I might be the most popular now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamtoofar 2012-01-12 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Perspective, Kurt. Please. I lasted a year at Shiz with people running in the other direction to avoid me. I'm sure you'll survive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-12 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. You are stronger. I've already been picked on, and bullied. It's different here. I don't want that to start again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dreamtoofar 2012-01-12 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't, though. Not when I was your age. I pretended I was until I started to believe it. Anyway, you know what this place is like. It'll be forgotten by next month. Do you want to get coffee? Chistery wants to go out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-13 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone says that I am so strong. Totally not true. I survived. That's what I can say. Sure. I can never turn down coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	redscarves 2012-01-11 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, Kurt - (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-11 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	I cannot show my face for at least a month. I'm dying of fail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redscarves 2012-01-11 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Don't tie-die Kurt. The phones are acting up. [A moment later] Don't die either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-12 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh sorry. I didn't mean that. I really didn't. I need to stuff my mouth with socks and hide the phone, except that it would taste bad. I don't know how I am going to face people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redscarves 2012-01-12 01:34 am UTC (link)
	It was an accidental. People know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-12 03:58 am UTC (link)
	In the castle, but what about the kids at school? I don't know how to explain this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redscarves 2012-01-12 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Did it go to the kids at school or just those at the castle? You could text one and ask if they got an odd text from you. Feel it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-13 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. I haven't had them text me back. Do you really think it might be just the castle? Sweet! I could be saved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redscarves 2012-01-13 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I don't recall hearing about anyone outside of the castle swapping genders or any of the other immediate castle oddities. There's a chance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-13 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	OMG You're right. They acted like nothing happened. This place is so weird like that. My sanity could be forever grateful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redscarves 2012-01-13 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	They acted like nothing happened or they didn't swap themselves? Never mind. End point, it may not be all doom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kurt_style 2012-01-13 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't go to school like that, but I was talking to people here, and they didn't know. Messages didn't reach them, so they never knew what happened. I think I might be alright, but I'm still keeping quiet tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Poor Lilu's phone is stuck on jibberish.. liilybean 2012-01-12 05:36 am UTC (link)
	To je mnogo de maladresse.. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Poor Lilu's phone is stuck on jibberish.. kurt_style 2012-01-12 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	What was that? I'm pretty sure it's bad and I feel the same. (Reply to this) (Parent)