Inter-Office Memo Fun
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY properbones)
Dear Edgar,
Nice hair.
Love, Your sister
You should shut up! The bangs don't look that bad!
I have a beret here if you would like to wear it. It would be a vast improvement.
I tried to wear my hat but they wouldn't let me.
And again, shut up!
Oh Eddie I'm sorry. If you had gone to a stylist per my suggestion you would not be faced with today's atrocious hair day.
Want me to take you over lunch?
They're BANGS, Amelia. How could they be anything but atrocious?
... Yes.
You don't have the proper face shape. Fringe can look stunning on someone with the proper bone structure. I had fringe once and it looked lovely, do you remember?
Fantastic! Just come on up when you're ready. If Millicent's in I'll introduce you two!