[Filtered to anyone who ever contacted Peter ever (even like, just once and they don't remember who Peter is)... and even if they didn't meet Ned because he totally hacked into Peter's contacts]
Okay but how are we getting Peter back. Are we sure he's not kidnapped? Alien Abducted? Pod-personed? Joined a cult? Eloped? Frozen in carbonite and is now some fancy art installation???
Peter's Phone >> Pete? >> Peter? >> You're not actually allowed to be gone >> I forbid it >> Okay I know I can't actually forbid anything
... >> You're really gone aren't you? >> They said you'll come back, but will you? >> What if you come back like 5 years older than me? >> What if you come back forgetting who I am?? >> Even if you come back after Italy, dude >> If you don't know who I am, can we still be friends though?
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>> I can't go to sleep. >> I really hope you come back >> What if you don't come back? >> Never mind, I know you're coming back.
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>> Don't judge me, but I ate a lot of cookies in one sitting >> My stomach hurts >> You're not even here to judge me or offer to get me Mountain Dew to wash it all down
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>> Are you happy? >> It'd be okay if you were gone as long as you were happy >> I mean, I'd still miss you and everything, but at least you'd be happy, you know?