Aziraphale & Crowley
Crowley laughed softly, though the sound wasn't quite as joyful as it probably should have been. "They'd regret it. I mean, I'd consider going about things the legal way, but where's the fun in that?" Because if anyone came between him and his family after what all he had gone through to get to this point? Well. He wouldn't regret it for a second.
"Now. This is the longest I've ever seen you at one of these without some sort of delicious thing in front of you. Something other than me, I mean." Now he was just playfully teasing. Way easier when Trixie wasn't around to roll her eyes and yell "ew!" at them. "How about we go up and get you a plate? Maybe I'll even eat something." After all, how often was he going to get a professionally catered food club?