Piper & Garin
"I don't blame him for hoping," Garin said with a shrug. "I mean, we are awesome. But I think our ship has long since sailed. Though if you ever want to cheat on your husband, I am so there for it."
Except not really, because he actually liked this husband. If he didn't, it would've been a different story.
He was really a judge-y bastard when it came to all the other men she'd ever been married to, now that he stopped to think of it. Oh, well. It was what it was.