Ariadne & Scarlett
"Well I went home and there was a werewolf serial killer...really long and fucking gruesome story. After that I ended up with this guy I'd been sort of one night standing it with when I got drunk on occasion. Except we were also friends...he was a werewolf." Eli, man telling that story made her look super classy. Obviously she was never going to have to worry about people thinking she was too good for them.
"Eli was great but somewhere over the five years he got super protective, didn't like me doing my job and tattled on me to the alpha werewolf...which he didn't have a choice...and just before I came back we broke up. Ta da."