Penelope Garcia & Peter Quill
"So do you get mad if people call you Penny?" She looked like the kind of person that wouldn't want to be given a stupid diminutive nickname but he wondered how many times people tried to call her that.
"Well, let's see. I was abducted by aliens when I was eight, grew up with a crew of space mercenaries and lately I've had my own crew that we've gone out and saved the galaxy a couple of times with before I spent 5 years dead and dust with half of the universe before that got fixed. Oh and my biological dad was a planet." Yes, he told it that way on purpose to get a reaction.
Peter grinned at her. "Your turn to tell your story. Because honestly when you compress mine to a thirty second soundbite it sounds ridiculous."