Zari Tomaz & Jason Mendoza
"I have been here since March. I like it here. At least I'm alive here." And being alive was far preferable to his life back home. Being dead, being in the Bad Place. Being made to think he was in the Good Place.
"Meeting new people is a very good idea," he said, after a moment. "A good reason to come here for speed dating. I mean... at least we can make a few friends here, right?"