"Hey. Whoa. Okay, no matter what you hear? Not into the dudes, man." Who the hell kept insisting that was a thing? Probably Quill. It had to be him. Then again, it was possible that Carolina would find humor in that, too.
That was the last time he was talking about the damned internet and their crazy stories to anyone other than Wash. Not that Tucker spent time talking about those things with him. The guy had enough issues as it was.
"I mean, I get it. Food can be hella fun, but no. Nope. You can take your strawberry frosting wet dreams and take them to another person." Tucker wasn't offended or put off in the least. It was a fun thought, messy as it would be, but just not with...
"Tomato? Tamatoe? Anyone ever tell you you're kind of crazy? And that's even worse coming from me, man. I know some crazy as fuck people."