Who: John Murphy and Maggie Greene What: Guess who got stuck with Easter candy duty? When: Monday evening Where: Walmart Warnings: TBA Status: Closed/On-going
Murphy was pretty damn sure that his bosses hated him for something he didn't even remember doing and that the universe hated him for things he'd done back home. That had to be the answer as to why he'd gotten stuck consolidating Easter candy and moving it over to where they were putting the discounted candy. People had lost their ever-loving minds, though he knew from experience that it wasn't nearly as bad as it was going to be in a day or two when all the good shit ran out.
"Hey! I see you trying to hide that under your shirt!" he yelled at a kid a few feet a way. "Put that shit down or I'm throwing a box at you. Don't think I won't, man."
Because for some reason management liked his work ethic, so he could get away with that kind of thing sometimes. He didn't have to worry about it, though, since the kid hurriedly set the bag of candy down and hurried away. Grinning, Murphy just shook his head.