"Well this girl could pick up that car so maybe you want to move along." It would be fun to beat the crap out of him but sometimes the cops thought you were lying when you said they were trying to mug you. But messing with him was just as fun.
And of course if he hit you first then you had all the leeway in the world. So she gave him a push to the shoulder when he finally straightened up from the cane jab. "Awww he can't handle two little helpless girls."