[Private: John/Violet]
I agree with that assessment. I have no idea what to do with an infant. There's a protocol for infants, right? Every time I've imagined being handed an infant I flash to how it feels to hold a live explosive agent.
Death is a good friend of mine. She's good at keeping secrets, too.
I will say I think I'm a good one for secrets. Yours is safe with me.
You're going to laugh. I want you to know I am aware you're going to laugh before I tell you so when I tell you? Don't bother saying it didn't make you laugh.