It's not that I don't appreciate free food, because I always appreciate food I didn't have to make. And god, there was so much food. Rogue, isn't it? Just so you're aware, you're a goddess.
But what's with the baby in the cake? America can't have Kinder eggs cause kids might choke on the toys but you bake a plastic baby in a cake? That's a good way to kill someone. Probably me. Of all the ways I've imagined dying, that was fairly low on my list.