I am not - as I previously stated - Thor. I am Loki.
I would apologize for the deception, but upon my arrival on Midgard Earth, I decided it was best to conceal my identity, given how very well this planet remembers me, and how very ...dramatic I was, on my last proper visit.
I did not realize that the circumstances of my arrival were what they are. Given what those circumstances are, it seems wise to drop the pretense before something more dramatic comes of it.
So, hello properly, Madison.
...Also I will require a "job", evidently, which is horribly demeaning irritating.