I didn't even go to my prom, I'm sure not going to some fancy formal dance in the middle of nowhere.
No offence to the people running said fancy formal dance. I'm sure it'll be amazing.
[Filtered to Piper and Kristof] But if you guys want to go out and have a nice night together, I'm down for watching the kids. We'll have a magical evening of Peppa Pig, whoever she is.