"Funnily enough, that was one of the first things I pitched," Clark said with a wry smile. "My editor made it very clear that none of our readership cared about that sort of thing."
Clark didn't think that was true, and it was still something he brought up from time to time, but Clark Kent was a lot meeker than his alter ego and he didn't want to rock the boat too hard. It wasn't exactly like he could go finding himself a job at another paper.