Ian and Johnny
Johnny didn’t bother to argue that he could absolutely handle Ian if he wanted to, knowing he really didn’t have it in him to actually deal with anyone’s stuff, was impossibly lucky that Izzy was so drama free. He settled instead for a dramatic rolling of his eyes.
“Man, I don’t even know if I’m doing it or not. Slow down.” The best way to do that was change the subject. “Come on. What’s new with you?”