Birkhoff was a lot more likely to be waking up with a naked woman in his arms lately thanks to his dalliances with Sombra, so when consciousness started to filter in, he definitely took the opportunity to cop a bit of a feel. His body was definitely all for it, but from one minute to the next, she'd been into it and then a blonde he definitely didn't recognize was shoving him hard against the wall.
It was way to fucking early for this. Birkhoff just blinked at her and tried to piece together whatever the hell had just happened. "So...I think we spent the past couple of days thinking we were other people." People who loved each other, from the feelings he remembered. "Could you put me down, please?" Because he was very much not flat on his feet and again, it was way too early for this.
"I need coffee." A thought struck him after a moment. "Please tell me you're legal."