Who: Harley & Bobby What: Switched body weirdness Where: Streets of Madison When: Free for all plot Status: Closed; Completed gdoc
Bobby had gone out clothing shopping and was now wearing sweatpants, a bulky sweater, and a hat, to disguise his current situation. His situation, as i were, as being stuck in the body of a woman he had known, previously, in a very biblical manner, but this particular body was… not the body of that version. So he had been keeping his hands off.
And sighing a lot.
Now on his way to get food and a drink at the italian restaurant, he planned on hiding there, then heading home to try to sleep this week out.
***
Harley was having the time of her life. True, she’d never pictured herself swapping genders or bodys, but hell, what was wrong with a little crazy? For her, there was never anything wrong with a bit of chaos in the world because it kept things interesting and Harley had the tendency to get bored easily. Before this entire scenario, she’d been fantasizing about some random fighting spree that left people injured, but herself? Well, she’d be completely satisfied. Then she’d woken up as some dude who was a handsome devil with a bonus.
Harley had ice powers.
It was freaking awesome! Oh, she’d barely mastered them, but it didn’t matter. The surprise was half the fun, wasn’t it? Maybe she’d freeze someone and see what happened? Or maybe she’d make a gigantic ice slide. It all sounded so amusing to her and she was definitely in a chipper mood as she bounced down the street, headed to wherever with every intention of testing out these sweet abilities, but then she saw herself and well, that was freaky in it’s own way.
“What the hell?” Harley exclaimed, stopping on the street, eyes wide with surprise. She wasn’t all too sure what happened to her body. She figured someone might have it, but if not? This place said it was temporary anyhow, but seeing herself? That was all too whaky for her.
***
Bobby’s head snapped up at the voice and he sighed, then laughed, facepalming. Of course. “Harley Quinn, I presume?” He stepped forward and extended his hand to her. “Bobby Drake, the man whose body you are currently in.”
He snerked and shrugged. Welp, that had happened, yep.
“How are you doing?”
***
Harley Quinn was batshit crazy, but introducing himself as the body she was in while being in her body? That was too much even for her and she burst out laughing. This was some seriously strange shit going on in this town. She underestimated how interesting this place could actually be. Body swapping, gender switching, and aging? It was a combination bound to leave a mark when it was all finished, but for the moment it was just fun to observe it all as well as take part in it.
“You’d presume correct,” Harley replied and reached out to shake her own hand with his. “Bobby, huh?” It wasn’t the worst name for a guy, but then again, no guy could ever top the Joker’s title. “I can live with that. You have some mean powers, mister,” she complimented.
***
Bobby grinned at her and nodded to himself. He could make almost anyone laugh, most of the time. Mostly because he was a very silly guy. He shrugged a little as he looked her over, his body looking in good shape.
“Yep. That’s me.” He chuckled. “Thanks. You’ve got a pretty in shape body, ma’am. I’m glad I at least got swapped with someone who isn’t a slacker, you know?” He nodded, and poked her.
“Enjoy the powers. They can be fun. And this should all be over within a week or so.”
***
He was silly even if he was not in his own body at the moment. “Gymnastics,” Harley replied simply with a shrug of her broad shoulders. “It does wonders.” She was stellar at acrobatics of any kind and it was what improved her fighting skill.
“I plan too,” Harley replied, a mischievous glint reflecting in her eyes. “This is too much of a fun chance to pass up.”
***
“Oh., cool. I’ve been exercising carefully, and your body seemed fine with it, so at least we know we are both in shape.” he chuckled as he nodded to her, finding humor in this. And she was hot, okay, even if it was weird to be in her body and she in his.
“This is a unique situation that might not come up again.” he smirked at her. He felt a stir of warmth, and knew, from his other experience as a woman, that it was arousal. And he laughed internally at himself. Silly brain.
“Want to grab a bite to eat, and a drink at Hinkles?” he waved down the street. “I can give you a few pointers on what you can do with those powers.”
***
It was strange for Harley to find herself attractive in that sort of way, but she suspected it went both ways. Yes, she dug the ice powers, but part of her couldn’t wait to have everything be back to somewhat normal. “Yeah, just don’t break anything,” Harley said, eying him.
At the mention of food, Harley shrugged her shoulders. It was weird, but pointers could be helpful in making this entire situation better. “Sure, why not?”
***
He felt similarly, yes. “I wont break anything. So far, everything is running just fine, thank you.” Bobby laughed as he nodded.
“Alright. Hinkles, Horst, or somewhere else?” He shrugged, his shirt choice flashing her a little of, well, her own cleavage.
***
Yeah, the flashing did turn Harley on, but it was weird to receive that vibe from her own cleavage. "It doesn't matter. Lady's choice, " she added, twisting Bobby's handsome face into a mischievous smirk. "And keep the boobs under control. I don't mind flashing, but I prefer it when I'm the one doing it."
***
Bobby laughed and shrugged a little. “Okay. I’ll do my best.’ He grinned at her and led the way down the street. “This is so very odd.”
He was not used to walking with this body, really, and it made him feel awkward.
***
“Odd is putting it mildly,” Harley replied somewhat sarcastically. “This is downright cuckoo town crazy.” Despite the remark, Harley turned to follow her body down the street. It was obvious he couldn’t walk very well in it and Harley couldn’t help, but giggle at the sight. “You’re a clumsy girl, aren’t you?” She teased.
***
“This town is often cuckoo crazy. We may be past that.” he chuckled.
Bobby stuck out his tongue at her. “Yes, well, I am not really used to it yet, and I admit,I am never all that coordinated anyway.” Only on the ice did he gain real grace or speed.
Walking carefully, he moved as gracefully as he could, but that just made his hips sway more.
“I can’t wait for this week to be over.’
***
“Not as crazy as me,” Harley declared proudly though it sounded it a bit funny coming from Bobby’s mouth. She was batshit looney and often took it as a compliment, but in this body? She didn’t feel quite that crazy. Mostly, this was because Bobby was sane and it was a difficult to be totally crazy in a body that was not her own. She did look forward to abusing the ice powers though.
“Yeah, well, me too,” Harley replied, shaking her head. “I like powers, but this body is difficult.”
***
“Oh? How so?” He was not sure he knew much about her, not as much as he might. But he was curious, yes. He smiled at her, and arched an eyebrow at her.
“Yeah, switching genders is weird. Definitely weird.”
***
“Let’s say I went for a dip in a batch of chemicals for my puddin and before that experienced an electric shock of a lifetime. It kind messes with the brain cells,” she replied, shrugging his broad shoulders. “Plus I’m a little obsessive.” Well, that last part only really had anything to do with the Joker. So far, no guy here had managed to capture her attention in that way...yet. It would take a lot to pull Harley away from Mr.J anyway. She knew he was the love of her life.
“Yeah, well, it’s annoying when you can’t help, but hit on every girl in the near vicinity,” Harley replied, flashing him an annoyed look. “Thanks a lot for that by the way.”
***
“I manage not to do so just fine.” He chuckled. “I am constantly horny in my own body, but I don’t act on it most of the time.” He chuckled again.
“Guys’ bodies tend to react to what their mind and body both or separately find stimulating. I can’t help it if my body likes women.” He shrugged. He had mostly managed to get used to it over the years.
*** “Yeah, well, you’ve had practice,” Harley replied and stuck her tongue out childishly. “This is my first time in a body like this.” Part of her also hoped it might be the last time too, but she’d heard enough to know this place always had the opportunity for a little chaos.
For Harley, it was strange to find herself attracted to the opposite sex, but obviously Bobby would know how to handle it as he was normally a guy. “It’s strange for me to technically like the same sex…”
***
Bobby nodded. “That does take some getting used to. The body being attracted to a different gender. Kind of fucks with the brain. Once you realize you still choose who you sleep with, really feel it, it gets easier.”
***
Harley shook her head. “I hope I don’t. I hope this all ends soon even if I lose the cool ice powers,” she replied, her tone turning sad near the end of the statement. The ice powers were cool even if she didn’t really know how to use them exactly.
***
“I’ll show you some tricks once we get some food in us. That way you can at least have some fun before it ends.” he nodded. He liked having fun and she seemed the type to do so as well.
***
Fun and Harley could have been synonyms in the Thesaurus. Of course, most people might not consider Harley’s version of fun all that fun and more violent. It wasn’t her fault that it was much more entertaining to cause a little pain here and there than anything else in the world. Bobby’s suggestion of showing her a few tricks before everything switched sounded like a good idea. Not as much as potentially making a human ice sculpture, but close. “You have yourself a deal,” she replied, offering her hand.
***
He extended his hand and shook and grinned, then started to tell her some of his favorite tricks. It was going to be a fun night.
He grinned wider, eyes dancing as he described how to do things.