Who: Groot and Evie What: Mortal Enemies When: Sunday night Where: Their place Warnings: Sometimes "I am Groot" means bad words. Status: Closed/Ongoing
It was no secret that Groot hated Evie. She had dumb hair and was always wearing things in it and she'd bust into his perfectly good life with Quill and ruined everything. And worst of all, she kept trying put him into clothes. Which, sure, he didn't have anything against on principle but he definitely wasn't a fan. They were always so weird and constricting and he didn't see any reason he should have to wear them. He never had until the dum Ravagers had put some on him. And called him mascot.
Like he was some kind of animal.
Groot didn't have the best memories of being given clothes.
Routinely the sort to cause trouble, he got into Evie's sewing things, setting to work ripping apart stitches and throwing things around. If he kept disrupting her work, it would be that much longer until she told him how cute he was again.