Okay for all you people getting trees. If you can't be bothered to buy a live one to replant after the holidays or a fake one at least let me help your poor cut off murdered tree. I can help it make new roots and make it a living tree as long as it isn't too far gone.
I will help it and I will take it and plant it after the holidays so you can have your decorations and you can stop aiding and abetting the murder of the innocent.