Buttercup
Okay, fine. But I claim plausible deniability.
And hey, he's like my Dad. So, watch it.
Kitty Pryde. Like, the X-men, and I don't know everything but dude he had to have wished really hard, right? But. Something happened. They were engaged, I think. But they... aren't, now. I'll see what I can find out. I'm living with the man. He can only hide so much from me! Honestly, I'm worried about him. We're a few years apart, time-wise, so I don't know what all the hell happened here.