"That's all on you, buddy." Though personally she thought it was the wife's prerogative to remind her husband when he was an idiot.
It was her turn to roll her eyes. "Okay, she would definitely know you're covering up if you try to give any one of those stories. We can say you were trying some impossible stunt but fell in the line of duty-or something like that."
Really, did they even do the whole 'rescue/kissing babies or puppies anymore? That was cliche in the early 90s.