Ian and Johnny
"Yeah, there's a ton of weird crap." Ian nodded. "Like, just when I think it couldn't get any crazier, I find out something new. It's kind of like waking up in a movie, only it's like every movie combined into one, and everybody's also doing ordinary stuff like going to work and school and doing the dishes and shit like that. It's really fucking weird, but kind of cool."
He looked down at his beer, which was now empty. "Any chance I could get another one of these?" He asked, hopefully.