Santana and Johnny
If Johnny a few years ago could have heard Johnny now, turning down drinks and barely even flirting with a random girl, he'd have been incredulous too.
"There's no fun in it." Except not passing out or something. He wasn't really sure what would happen if he tried something else; he was always just too thirsty to bother getting creative. "I'm a little disappointed you don't know that by now. I'm definitely around here often enough you should at lest recognize me."