This is kind of morbid and I'm sorry, but I just want to make sure that everyone knows that if I die here - like, if I get sick, or get hit by a car, or whatever...can someone please shoot me in the head afterwards?
Really bad things will happen if you don't.
Okay. On to happier things - there's a bird nesting outside my apartment window. I looked today and there were three little speckled eggs. I can't wait until they hatch!