"Right, okay," he said, pushing the button to update with a dramatic motion of his hand. "It's done. And if it sucks, we blame Stuart. Perhaps we can tie him up by his toes over a pit of alligators, or feed him to the dragons." He was only half kidding. Luke knew so little about these phones that if something went wrong, he'd be pretty lost.
"K-Mart? Like the store?" Interesting name, but he'd heard weirder.