I can't imagine why we're all being pulled in here. It's full of muggles and Mudbloods and other inconsequential people.
Cassiopeia gave me a copy of the family tree. You aren't all my descendants really then, but Cygnus's. That makes it a tad less strange. The house is alright but I can't see why it's so difficult to acquire house-elves here; London is practically crawling with them.
I expect whoever did this will have their fun and then we'll all be home for Christmas.
(OOC: Arcturus fails at filters. Sorry, muggles! ;) )