Madison Valley City Council has become concerned that some of you may have...supernatural powers that may be used against the native population. We believe that you will understand our concern, and we hope that you will work with us to assuage this situation which could potentially bring great strife to our community.
We request that the following refugees report at once to the Madison Valley Police department, for fingerprinting and registration with the authorities:
Pollux Black Sirius Black Neytiri Castiel Eric Northman Ruby Thomas Raith
If you do not report within the next forty-eight hours, you will be considered in contempt, and a warrant will be issued for your arrest. Please come as soon as you are able, so that this may progress as quickly and painlessly as possible.
Also, we are aware that there are many of you who are here from the past, and perhaps from the future. We would like you to come by the Madison Valley Clinic at once, meet with a doctor, and receive the proper vaccinations to keep disease from spreading through the community.
We would like to speak to all people who have arrived from before 1977 and all who have arrived from after 2013. Those are, we believe:
Neytiri Jake Sully Cesare Borgia Cuthbert Allgood Tobias Eaton Tris Prior Lady Sibyl Crawley Pollux Black Leisha Camden Mandy Slade Daryl Dixon Carl Grimes Rick Grimes
As with the above, you will be considered in contempt if you do not report within the next forty-eight hours.
Thank you for helping us keep our community safe and healthy.