...you'd take your own life if you were me? That is on the 'ridiculous and offensive' side of things.
What exactly is 'woo crap?'
The Crusades? The wars in the Holy Land? Oh, but you don't believe- Jerusalem, that is.
Yes, then I'll look. The worst outcome is that the ingredients are all unknown to me or unobtainable, and at best perhaps it might be something that I might suggest we produce at home.