Marius
No, I wouldn't ask anyone to do that, it's my charming personality that wins me friends, not my looks. Besides, I'm not really interested.
There's someone here with a situation. I don't think it's my place to talk about it, and I don't really understand it anyway, but I might have her talk to you. I just wanted to make sure you wouldn't be a jerk about it first.
Yup, we're loud, vulgar, and classless. I accept this about my national identity.