Elijah Mikaelson & Tess Doerner
"Hi," she said with a warm smile. "It's nice to meet you. So, what brings you to this? Looking for something, meddling friends, or dragged in off the street?"
Because she'd learned that A: it was almost always one of those three things, and B: those last two were ridiculously frequent. Possibly the only time she would ever be grateful she didn't have people who would unhelpfully sign her up for it.