Wade Wilson & Andy Barclay
Considering nothing in his life was something Andy would consider "a very kick-ass place to start" it took his brain a second to come up with something, even though it wasn't particularly fun for him -- he had a feeling Wade would probably appreciate it, though.
"I had PTSD by the time I was eight years old."
Thanks, Chucky. Really.
And then the bell rang, oh thank God. Andy was not big on the details of his life, yay salvation here.