Wade Wilson & Andy Barclay
All Andy could think as he headed for his next date was oh Lord help him, because Wade. Nice enough guy, though completely certifiable, so it wasn't like Andy was actually bothered by it. He was, however, slightly concerned that Wade would manage to do something ridiculous and set something on fire.
Look, it's a valid concern with Wade, alright?
But all the same, Andy was managing a friendly enough expression as he approached. At least it'd be interesting, right? Right.