Wednesday Addams & Choi Nam-Ra
This mating ritual was beyond Wednesday's comprehension and when she heard the comment about protection, she couldn't help but roll her eyes. People really could be simple minded and predictable. She couldn't see the appeal of running off to bed with someone you just met, especially after growing up with her parents as an example. They had a deep, abiding love and that was what Wednesday wanted for herself some day.
"Good evening," she said when she met her third date of the evening. "I'm Wednesday. Did a well meaning friend sign you up or did you choose to partake in this ritual?"